A doctor has a new computer that can determine through urine every disease.
Now comes a man who says he has pain in his right arm. The urine sample comes into the computer, and shortly thereafter comes down out a piece of paper with the diagnosis: “You have tennis elbow.”


The doctor gives the man with a recipe and some treatment tips. Because it after a week but is not better, the man goes back to the doctor.

The same procedure with the computer and re-diagnosis ‘tennis elbow’ is! Well, the man thinks, I will wipe the computer one. He can give urine from his daughter and his wife. This he mixes with his own and brings the whole back to the doctor. The computer rattles for a moment, then like a piece of paper had come out with a diagnosis:


“Your daughter has a child, your wife has her period. And if you do not stop masturbating, you’ll never get rid of your tennis elbow …”





The Ventriloquist And The Blonde


A young, talented ventriloquist comes into Night clubs on.
One night he shows his art in the inn room of a small village in the countryside.
With his dummy on his speakers Knee, he brings to his usual repertoire Blonde jokes.


A young, pretty blonde in the fourth row will, after a short while, to bunt.
She gets up and protested loudly: “I have now heard enough of their stupid blonde jokes.


As they can dare all blondes in this stereotypical stupid speed mask squeeze to want?
What is the color of the hair with
the value of a person as a human being to do?


There are guys like you, prevent that women like me in the work environment and
Communities are respected and therefore
not the full potential of the possible gain personal development.


She and People like to perpetuate the discrimination
Not only the blond, but all women
in general and especially under the
Guise of humor! “The ventriloquist is the scene extremely embarrassing.


He begins to apologize, but the blonde yells at him:” You keep out of there! I speak
with the ass that sits on your knees “