A kangaroo hopping through the forest. Again and again it must be scratched on the belly.
Suddenly it has had enough. It draws his baby by the neck from the bag and says:
“How many times I shall say, you shall eat in your room, no biscuit!”

A hotel guest in Jesolo complained about the leaky roof. He wants to speak to the manager of the hotel. This response was very businesslike: “My dear sir, in bad weather, I can not surely be the damage to repair, and when the sun shines, it is unnecessary!”

A man rushes into the tax office: “I would immediately speak to those officers who did my tax return!”
“Yes, you are invited then?
“Oh yes, that’s me, and how!”

What happens if a farmer and a peasant woman to bed together?
You have a baby.
And for organic farmers?
Unfortunately, nothing at all, because the organic farmer can not spray.

A man driving on the highway. Suddenly he sees a bright green frog, and can slow down just in time. The frog granted him a wish, because he has spared his life. The man wants a bridge from Munich to Rio. Since the frog is too heavy, the man will think of something else. So the man shows the frog a photo of his wife and hopes that they might win a beauty contest. Then the frog: “Should the bridge be two or four lanes?”

They are partners on the Internet, have forged an interesting person contact, and now stands at the first meeting? Then move ideas such as “where shall we meet, what to wear – and what I can ever tell me?” Do not panic, a bit of excitement is normal. And with our tips you are well prepared.


Quickly arrange

Mail, phone or write to us not too long back and forth. Otherwise, they face the risk that you fall into the “projection of the case”: It built up to high expectations that can not meet “Prince Charming” or no dream woman. If you are on the same wavelength, you prefer to arrange a first meeting soon. Then you can check in real life, whether the chemical actually true.

It need not be equal to the altar

Look forward to a rather pleasant afternoon or evening – and not just hope that you will meet your true love. Then the disappointment is not so big if, despite the best e-mails and phone calls, the spark should not skip easily. That is something that is not.

Take home is taboo

For the first date you do arrange the best on neutral ground: Take a walk, drink coffee or visit an exhibition. So you can see where you feel at ease and compared how he reacts to other people. Plus: Should the meeting was a flop, you can quit more easily than it was outside your own four walls. Do not set a priori set at too long a period and choose better for your first date no overflowing multi-course dinner.

Not mask

Of course, you want to come across well and show your best side. But: Give yourself normally as possible. Easy – said in great anxiety. Yet even this you can do about, because your interviewer is probably quite similar. If something is moving too quickly, you speak it please or give an appropriate signal. Because everyone has the know learning at his own pace.

Not equal to reveal everything

People who speak without proving period and comma, not exactly a great interest in their opponent. Therefore: Do not talk like a waterfall, and not just tell all the secrets. Your life and love story, you can later tell. Of course you should not be too closed. Our tip: Ask your interviewer questions and listen attentively.

The perfect finale set

Everything runs fine, and it can not be improved? Voila – that’s the ideal time to say goodbye. Extend the first date just not too long off. Finally, you will only find out if you would like to have a second meeting.

A second date?

You want to see the other person happy again? Then out with it! Ask for a second meeting. And if you just do not want this, you talk to it. Not always easy, but so much honesty should be. Maybe you do not want to hurt others – but that is no reason to promise anything that you want to keep at all. The only draws even greater injury.

The meeting was not a hit?

No crackles and sparks? Even a failure? Cheer up! Do not be discouraged. Remember: You get to know countless people over the course of your life – and only found very few really interesting. So it can take a while till the shows or the right thing. A study says that we must take an average of 13 persons in order to land a direct hit on. So, somewhere there is the right partner for you – and you’re well on your way to find him.

Hiii… Mrs. Spears!!, what do you sing there? Some fans of the pop princess should tremble at the first hearing of her new single “If U Seek Amy” pretty ears.


For what is written as a harmless phrase comes along, it sounds like talking to quite different if they were a little vernuschelt and appropriately emphasized.


Then suddenly the infamous Britney namely spelled F-word and the text is thus a completely new spin. No wonder then that it promptly in English speaking countries were protests and some radio stations boycotted the song, or just the text defused “If U See Amy” without the evil “C” played at the end.


But you know, anyway hears only what people want to hear … and that is the case of “If U Seek Amy,” a cheerful, cheeky pop song, which immediately goes into the ear.











Party Girl and conservative housewife


In the video Britney ironically plays on this ambiguity: At night they are to the wicked, sexy party girl, celebrates the wild celebrations in his house – and on the day she turned suddenly to the honest, conservative and perfect in every detail housewife have sprung straight from the 50s seems.


A funny idea, which fits the song beautifully. And this is also convincing musically, although he does not belong to Britney’s best productions ever.


The “If U Seek Amy ‘has catchy chorus potential and the catchy, pounding electro-pop beat to it is difficult to escape.


Britney aggressively and liberally


Britney goes with “If U Seek Amy” on the offensive. The days of “Baby One More Time” or “Oops, I Did It Again” as she ostensibly did not entirely innocent, and sex was no longer as a veiled allusion, are clearly over. Whether you Britney optical and acoustic movement is now well, or only lasts for a clumsy attempt to assert itself in the struggle for attention against rivals like Katy Perry and Lady GaGa, every fan has to decide for themselves. An entertaining pleasure to stay her songs but in any case.