A doctor has a new computer that can determine through urine every disease.
Now comes a man who says he has pain in his right arm. The urine sample comes into the computer, and shortly thereafter comes down out a piece of paper with the diagnosis: “You have tennis elbow.”


The doctor gives the man with a recipe and some treatment tips. Because it after a week but is not better, the man goes back to the doctor.

The same procedure with the computer and re-diagnosis ‘tennis elbow’ is! Well, the man thinks, I will wipe the computer one. He can give urine from his daughter and his wife. This he mixes with his own and brings the whole back to the doctor. The computer rattles for a moment, then like a piece of paper had come out with a diagnosis:


“Your daughter has a child, your wife has her period. And if you do not stop masturbating, you’ll never get rid of your tennis elbow …”





The Ventriloquist And The Blonde


A young, talented ventriloquist comes into Night clubs on.
One night he shows his art in the inn room of a small village in the countryside.
With his dummy on his speakers Knee, he brings to his usual repertoire Blonde jokes.


A young, pretty blonde in the fourth row will, after a short while, to bunt.
She gets up and protested loudly: “I have now heard enough of their stupid blonde jokes.


As they can dare all blondes in this stereotypical stupid speed mask squeeze to want?
What is the color of the hair with
the value of a person as a human being to do?


There are guys like you, prevent that women like me in the work environment and
Communities are respected and therefore
not the full potential of the possible gain personal development.


She and People like to perpetuate the discrimination
Not only the blond, but all women
in general and especially under the
Guise of humor! “The ventriloquist is the scene extremely embarrassing.


He begins to apologize, but the blonde yells at him:” You keep out of there! I speak
with the ass that sits on your knees “

Seen since the divorce from his wife, Carl Allen (Jim Carrey) life by a cynical glasses. His sense of duty, accompanied the bank employee to work every day and then back to his TV. Customers who come with the desire for a loan to him, have predictably bad cards. Even his friends turned their backs on Carl as no longer appeals to him “gay” society. His best friend Peter (Bradley Cooper) is a loss. Carl is almost unrecognizable, he meets everything and everyone with an almost childish defensiveness. No, no, no, no, in most cases, this word is the key to shielding from the pesky outside world as quickly. Only when he his old friend Willie (John Michael Higgins) comes along, he can be persuaded into something that will change everything …


Willie has discovered the “yes-saying to himself. The newly gained perspective has become a big part of his life and drives him out into the world. Absolutely thrilled with it drags Carl into a mass event, speaks at the Terrence Bundley guru (Terence Stamp) is exactly this power of saying yes. Already in the first sentence of the “preacher” Carl regretted that he had come along wide strike. His striking disinterest in actually draws the white-haired Bundley. He approached Carl, looks him in the eye and strongly wants a hearing a willing “Yes”. Obviously Carl can not suppress his jokes – the Guru is serious. As of now, Carl will start to live and take any opportunity that will provide him with a “Yes”. Oddly seem to have eaten those very words in his subconscious. Whatever is offered to him, he should simply say “yes” and accept. Korean course invitations on bulletin boards, curious flirtation deals on the Internet, a daring bungee jump: Carl lives at once the contrast program to his previous life. One evening as he completely unmobil stuck at a park, therefore, out of nowhere, the pretty young Allison (Zooey Deschanel). She offers her help and asks if she can take him on a moped. Luckily, Carl also says “yes.”

Carrey in top form
Jim Carrey is the protagonist of this American film comedy, which is mainly determined by the representational power of the actor at a very special pleasure. As he was already in such films as “Ace Ventura”, “Dumb and dumber”, or “Me, Myself and” proved, its multi-faceted arts unique facial expressions. The frame tale in Peyton Reed’s comedy-turned resembles to some extent the story of “Liar Liar”, in which Carrey plays a lawyer who suddenly is no longer capable of lying. Now he is again compelled to act against his will when he is demoted to a “yes man”. Peppered with satirical approach and a slapstick performance is ripe, “Yes Man” is a film of the very special humor.